i don't know what today's eighth graders are learning in language arts (aka "english" back in my day) or why they would need a "poster" of a slice of pumpkin pie to accompany a power point (GAG) presentation of the same subject.
my eighth grader hates drawing, and i'm ok with that. so when he asked me to do his "poster" (actually a crappy piece of large-ish construction paper) for him, i was ok with that, too.
ta daaaaa! primitive enough that it's hopefully believable as his work. i hope he passes. when i do my kids' artwork (yes, i do sometimes, what do i care, they don't want to be artists), they tend to get terrible grades.